so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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