jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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