yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
