Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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