are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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