I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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