Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
