You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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