I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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