is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
foreskin is a definite game changer
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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