this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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