So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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