I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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