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Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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