Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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