So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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