I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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