So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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