you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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