Sry I called you an 8
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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