Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Don't make out with my wife yet
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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