ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
