Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Just cropdusted the office
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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