You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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