Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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