so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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