oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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