apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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