You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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