Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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