i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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