Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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