I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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