K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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