Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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