if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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