More tranny stories later!
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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