I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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