dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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