We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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