i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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