whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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