he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
is wine microwaveable?
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
Randomize
