we have pet lesbian snakes
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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