wat bout pragnant strippers??
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I lost the right to judge tonight
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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