plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
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I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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