Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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