My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
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