Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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