the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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